RECENT POSTS

Mal Thoughts for episode 20 “The Week in 43 Minutes”

Mal Thoughts returns this week after an episode hiatus! She reviews the latest episode “The Week in 43 Minutes.”

Monday

  • Like the concept, but if you do another “theme” episode next week you’ll be getting dangerously close to Glee level theme dependency. #rehashingjokesIusedamonthago 
  • If you guys are only recording a few minutes every day, can I just only write out a section of my thoughts per day? Let’s say that’s why this is so late. 
  • I love my Blackberry too Spenser, you’re not alone. In fact you’re the only other person I know who owns one. 

Tuesday

  • I was really expecting a Lost style flashback “WOOOOOOSH” between days, COME ON! 
  • This is a weird experience listening to this episode a few days after it was released and it was recorded like 2 weeks ago and I feel like by living life I’ve been spoiled by all the current events you will be discovering. 
  • Things I don’t care about: iPhone 4s
  • Harp-O’s feelings must have been crushed when Jacob wished for a robot best friend and didn’t even mention him!
  • See! I already know The Simpsons have two more good years ahead of them! 
  • And I think you say “Fuck you” to the woman Whitney Cummings is too harsh, she has a bad show and isn’t funny, but it’s more of the concept of Whitney that’s wrong. The person she portrays, not the show. If that makes sense.

Wednesday 

  • Harrison Ford > Henry Ford in technological achievements. 
  • You didn’t even have an mp3 player in 2005? Who are you, Britta?
  • Spenser! We are like totally technology twins! I had a Zen for the longest time. I only finally got an iPod as a present to myself after a shitty couple weeks. Best use of retail therapy ever. 
  • Confession: I haven’t listened to episode 19 yet. Sorry Layne! (Because I totally know him so that makes sense to say) 
  • Confession Part Deux: I’ve never seen Jurassic Park.
  • There’s no reason to feel old about Star Wars, that’s just ridiculous. 
     

Thursday 

  • Why are you informing people about your Facebook player issues? You know that people won’t hear this for a few days after that was fixed, right?
  • I always have a million tabs open. Well more like 25ish.
  • So I shouldn’t have emailed the link to your podcast to all of your professors or….?

Friday 

  • I’m pretty sure that intro music was just for me, and if it wasn’t than I’m going to pretend it was and you should feel guilty that it wasn’t.
  • Jacob sounds sleepy awwww
  • This is the year of Ryan Gosling and I’m ok with that. 
  • If we’re working for Disney now, do I finally get paid? 

Saturday 

  • Surprise guest?! CHRIS?! This means nothing to the listeners but I’ve never heard this kid talk so this is mind blowing. 
  • I like how Jacob freaked out over saying Chris’ full name a few episodes ago and out of the gate Chris Pollman saying his full name. 
  • Harp-1? Another robot I have to compete with for your affections? 
  • I’m jealous of Chris’ actual good quality sound. This is the first time I’ve listened to you two have a non-me guest and I’m feeling possessive. 
  • When Chris said “used vinyl” I thought he meant like The Used and was confused why anyone would do that. 
  • This has become less “Mal Thoughts” and more “Mal Passive Aggressively Comments on Her Friend’s Conversations” but actually that’s kind of what it always was.
  • Man I love Carey Mulligan too, and I can confirm to the listeners at home that she is even cuter in person. 
Sunday

  • I love how you too sarcastically talk about your busy week and I’m cramming this in between my night shift and having to get to work again at 6 in the morning.
  • Emails!
  • I would’ve fact checked the sports shit but I don’t care about sports. 
  • I’ve been sucking on the fact checking lately, I would go back and re-listen to double check but again, I don’t care. 
  • And big news, I finally watched the pilot of Breaking Bad the other night. Can I be cool now? 


    You can find Mal on Twitter here.              
Avatar

Show / Hide all 1 notes

RECENT COMMENTS